the sneeky ninja chick was sneekin thru the ship, sneekin around and doin whatever ninja chicks do. but litle did she know that she was actuly on the ship of the great CAPN MERRITT!!
"well well well, wat do we have here?" merritt asked, pointin his gun at the stupid ninja chick. his manly muscles were bulging cuz hes manly and sexy and evryone loves him.
"he musta snuck onboard while we werent looking sir" said pierrick, merritts pretty cool first mate. he didnt know at the time that the ninja chick was actuly a chick, thats why he said he.
"so it wud seem. that rly is a problem, cant have people trespassin on our ship now can we?" capn merritt said, movin closer to the ninja idiot. the ninja idiot was freakin out cuz capn merritt is a strong and manly guy WITH A GUN! and ninja chicks are no match for pirates with guns.
"wat shud we do with you?" merritt asked, but he wasnt rly expectin an answer cuz the ninja kid was to scared to say anything! ha ha!
"if we hold him captive here, maybe we could dispose of him proper once were out at sea" pierrick suggested, still not knowing that the ninja chick was a chick. hes a smart guy but he didnt know at the time cuz the ninja chick has rly baggy cloths ok?
"oo i like that idea" merritt said. "take him and tie him up, ruff him up a bit, and give him a proper burial at sea. i think thats rather generus of us, dont you?" (merritt didnt know she was a chick either, BAGGY CLOTHS OK???)
"cuz you see kid" merritt also said, leanin in real close and spooky like. man look at how cool i look right there!! aw ya!! "no one trespases on my ship and survives. no one."
the ninja chick was still to scared to speak cuz dang that was an epic speech! aw ya, go merritt! but anyway merritt had his crewmates take the ninja chick to a holdin cell to keep her captive for a while like he said.
and after that the ninja chick DEFINITLY didnt escape, cuz capn merritt is too manly and tuff to escape from! if the chick did escape, it wud be daveys fault for not tyin the knots right. ugh! anyway, the chick definitly didnt escape, and merritt killed her and threw her overboard and went on to get ALL THE LOOT! the end.
![[A.G.]: ...No. [Merritt]: Aw, why not?](/images/villainweek/15/Merritt_comic.png)
